Well, hello, Dolly!
And let it be written that the following individuals shall occupy the various positions of The Bullsheet staff for the Fall 2023 semester!
Jay Huff – “Writer”
Missing since November 2019, please contact the Bullsheet forensics department if found.
Claire Anderson – Managing Editor
Community Advisor from Hell.
Selah Griffin – Junior Editor
Taxidermist in a past life.
Caroline Lopez – Junior Editor
Paused her game to be here.
Emmy Ayad – Junior Editor
Failed sports broadcaster turned writer with a love for the game of futbol.
Mick Smith – Head Writer
Former theater kid in denial, current Burpee.
Lauren Ehlers – Senior Writer
Yearns to work in the mills and textiles factories of Lowell, MA.
Ella Buzas – Junior Writer
Leading staff member with least amount of letters in their name by 1 letter.
Griffin Conley – Junior Writer
First ever baby on staff/RHONY correspondent.
Caroline Concannon – Junior Writer
Caroline feel in leaves. Happy big red <3
Micah Stromsoe DeLorenzo – Junior Writer
Is most known for being the inspiration behind the song “The Little Drummer Boy” made famous by Justin Bieber in 2011 with his smash hit “Drummer Boy ft. Busta Rhymes.”
Brin Glass – Junior Writer
Huge fan of sitting in hallways.
Carter Seipel – Sophomore Writer
Carter by day, hot-shot in the Central Ohio standup comedy community by night.